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CBM's Bard's Sketches: Sound Bytes and Un-sound Bytes!

of the USA of today (mini-commentaries in sound-byte format, from CBM's Bard, i.e., the Editor, as culled from his always cluttered and overflowing desk).

America, America, GOD shed His Grace on me, and crown thy hoods with brotherhood from sea to shining sea....

The truth can finally be told, any boy can 'grow up' to be President, if he can first learn the fine arts of (1) dropping his pants, shamelessly exposing himself, and coercively propositioning girls, young women, and women he has a momentary urge to sexually use, (2) to lie sincerely and enthusiastically at every opportunity, (3) to exude deep sentimental sympathy and empathy for any group that's handy, but especially for the females, whom he has learned to ply sexually in the aforementioned # 1, (4) to surround himself with people of similar talents, abilities, and utter absence of scruples and morals, who are in ideological agreement with him and will therefore serve his every politically strategic whim.
Boys will be boys, they used to say, but now we have to find a means to motivate them not to be like the President of the USA, even while we teach them that there is nothing wrong with his behaving the way he does, always has, and will, while he uses his bully pulpit to 'piously' call for 'deadbeat dads' to provide for the children they have fathered, for 'welfare mothers' to behave responsibly and even to receive 'chastity training!' and to call upon young people, and children, to behave responsibly! this while he goes on behaving as he does (and continues with his helpers to go on doing everything he can to indoctrinate, subvert, corrupt, pervert, and destroy 'America's Future,' 'the Hope of America,' the children and young people of this nation and world).

Another black man for slavery, prostitution...another black woman for abortion.
Pro-child, pro-woman, pro-choice (pro-lie, pro-lie, pro-lie, ....).
Pro-woman, pro-pornography.
Pro-woman, pro-prostitution.
Pro-woman, pro-rape.
Pro-child, pro-kiddie porn.
Pro-baby, pro-baby-killing, pro-baby-murder.
Secretary of State (retired Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff) General Colin Powell, and New York Governor George Pataki are right; the Republican Party is Big enough to include slave-holders (regardless what Abraham Lincoln and other 'small minded, backwards, bigoted' folks thought to the contrary back during the party's infancy).
Have you heard, Colin Powell wants to "Save America" by "Saving" "America's Promise" (aka the children of America), while he continues to 'compassionately' champion murdering 'unwanted' children before they are born. In other words, he is out to 'save' those children who survive his solution for their less fortunate brothers and sisters (this is what makes Colin such fine presidential timber).
We believe in a big tent, a very big tent, where all are welcome, all, whether good (as long as they're not too good) or evil, enslavers, prostituters, abortionists, sodomites...but keep those abolitionists out! Keep those intolerant, holier-than-thou, anti-slavery bigots out! Keep those religious fanatic, morality imposing, anti-slave-owners out, for good!
Envision 'world peace,' which includes 100 million or so babies (overwhelmingly predominantly girl babies) aborted per year...and vast multitudes of newborn baby girls being abandoned, so their parents can comply with the enforced one child per family law, after all if you can only have one.... Fortunately, the merciful state system does its part and sees to it that the children it causes to be abandoned die from starvation.... The world can learn much from such fine examples;
perhaps that is why we confer Most Favored Nation status on the blood red communist/capitalist regime of China.
Finally, a solution to the child abuse problem, abortion!
Finally, a solution to the odious problem of 'failed abortion,' infanticide!
Finally, a solution to the wife abuse problem, really, after all, the majority of aborted babies are female! Just think of all the problems we are preventing, reducing, curbing. Ah progress, sweet progress, and at such a modest cost too.
We owe a great debt to Dr. Jack Kevorkian; he has solved the terrible epidemic problem of teen suicide, he has proven that it is really not a problem after all, but in fact is evidence of a healthy, free, self-actualizing society. (I wonder if his middle initial is F., you know like JFK, no, not Jack F. Kemp, but golden boy John F. Kennedy! Yes, 'Dr.' Jack's solution is direct kin of 'old man Kennedy's' (patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy's), lobotomization and life-long institutionalization of his mentally retarded daughter Rosemary/Rosemarie; I wonder where mother Rose, and the rest of the close-knit supportive Kennedy Clan were (no I don't mean Joe's omnipresent live-in consorts). Just think, if our society had been just a trifle more advanced then, as it is now, poor dear Rosemary/Rosemarie could have been mercifully done away with, er, I mean granted the 'dignity' of being relieved from a life of "needless suffering" (not to mention a troublesome embarrassment to such an outstanding and idyllic Roman Catholic family). We want Jack, We want Jack! Just think of all of our other problems he can solve, and gladly will, if we will just give him the opportunity, the means, the authority! Yes, he is the kind of leader we need, we demand, we have a right to, and we richly deserve.

Every aborted baby, a happy baby (but remember it's never right to hit a child, no, no, no, unless you do so medically, therapeutically...as in abortion, then it's perfectly legal and acceptable procedure to slice, dice, stab, chop, gore [excuse me, perhaps I should not say gore, as some persons might draw an inference therefrom, regarding Al and Tipper's 'courageous' support for the poor picked on abortion racket], so instead of gore, let's say thrust through, decapitate, amputate, blind, disembowel, castrate, dissect, tear limb from limb, bleed to death...oh well, it's all in a good cause you know?).
Every abortive mother, a happy and 'free' woman or girl (even if permanently more likely to contract breast cancer, and at an earlier age, and of a more virulent, recurrent strain; oh well, it's worth it right?).
Abortion is a girl's best friend (well, at least it's a boys best friend).
Abort it and make it better (but wouldn't aborting 'it', kill 'it'?).
Abort it and make it better, forget that, stupid old sentimental kiss it and make it better slop (unless you happen to be an intern or state employee). Kissing you, might 'make you better', but 'it' doesn't have any right to be 'made better' (but then again, that depends on what the meaning of 'it' is, i.e. if 'it' is a preborn baby it doesn't have any right to be made better, but if 'it' is a -----, and you are an intern, preferably a young, female, buxom, robust, self-willed/willful/headstrong, foolish, lusty, Jewish intern, well then kissing...it sounds like an altogether proper and fitting procedure to perform, early and often please).
Abortion, condoms, and playgirls are a playboy's best friends.
"Get any man you want. Cosmos' Highly Pull-Offable Tips & Techniques to turn you into a Power Seducer."
Sex without love, commitment, and marriage, is the best sex; sure then you can just concentrate on your body, yourself, your orgasms, and not be prevented from achieving maximum pleasure by all of those other distractions, love, caring for others as much as for yourself....
Abortion, the choice of Playboy's Hugh Hefner, Penthouse's Bob G., Hustler's Larry Flynt, Cosmo's former 'grand dame' Helen Gurley Brown..., Bob Packwood, Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, H. Ross Perot, and playboys and playgirls round the world (not to mention Adolph Hitler, Chairman Mao, and 'great leaders' everywhere).
Presidential pardons (and the promise of them) sure come in handy.
To perform our constitutional duty to impeach public officials guilty of impeachable offenses is disloyal, ignoble, and un-American, beneath us as Americans, and it's just not the way we do things in America.
Abortion is 'noble'....
If worse comes to worse, as it undoubtedly will not, we can always 'retreat' to requiring abortion be allowed in all cases of rape, incest, and for the 'health of the mother' (fortunately, that will permit all abortions to go on being performed, at all times for all reasons, as usual, per Doe v Bolton, 1973).
It's never right to hit a child (unless you are another child, or a child abuser [sic rapist], or unless the child is masochistic and has in some way expressed its desire to exercise its right to derive masochistic sexual 'pleasure & gratification' from being hit, afflicted, abused, raped, tortured, pierced, tattooed, burned, maimed, mutilated...).
It's never right to hit a child (even if it is to correct a child for engaging in indecent behaviour taught at school, even if it is to keep the child from beating younger brothers and sisters, even if it is done to responsibly and lovingly prevent the child suffering great harm in the future), but it is right for the state to take children away from their parents, and entrust them to strangers, sodomites/homosexuals, sexually corrupt 'swingers', others who are paid to keep them (and thus all too often, have a selfish reason for wanting them), all of whom are much more likely to irreversibly harm the children via molestation, abuse, seduction, pornography, rape, prostitution [not to mention infecting them with AIDS and STDs], all manner of violence, than are their natural parents, but the 'benevolent' state knows best, and answers to no man!
It's never right to hit a child, to correct a child, to punish a child for the child's good, and future safety; but, it is right to choose not to hit nor punish those adults who have chosen, in the pursuit of their happiness to act out their fantasies, by kidnapping children, hitting them, beating them, whipping them, chaining them, threatening them, raping them, prostituting them, forcing them to make 'adult entertainment' materials, torturing them, mutilating them, maiming them, castrating them, blinding them, defacing them, terrorizing them...murdering them, cannibalizing them; and thus to encourage those adults to continue destroying multitudinous other children. Right is right, right, that's what government and justice are all about right?
It's never right to hit a child; but to slice and dice or dissect a child in it's mother's womb, yes; to tear it limb from limb in it's mother's womb, yes; to crush it's skull in it's mother's womb before extracting it from it's mother's womb, yes; to burn it with saline solution and force it to breath and swallow saline solution instead of amniotic fluid, so it will die in it's mother's womb, yes; to strangle/suffocate it in it's mother's womb, before removing it from it's mother's womb, yes; after partially delivering the child (carefully feet first), to stab it in the back of it's head and suction out it's brains, in order to crush it's skull and finish removing it from it's mother's birth canal (and all of this savagery committed ostensibly to compassionately prevent the baby from naturally dying shortly after birth due to alleged congenital defects!), yes. Yes, yes, yes to all of these medicinal, therapeutic, safe, legal, constitutionally guaranteed abortion practices, millions and millions and millions of times yes, yes, yes, and don't you dare say no, you anti-abortion monsters you.
In abortion we trust.
I abort, therefore I am.
My baby is aborted, therefore my baby was not a baby and is not a baby, and I am not a mother.
Our bodies, Our selves; Our bodies, Our abortions of the defenseless little bodies and innocent lives inside of Our big strong self-actualizing bodies, Our selves.
Our bodies, Our selves; Our bodies, Our Right to destroy any bodies that dare to begin growing inside of Our bodies, Our selves.
Our bodies, Our selves; Our bodies, Our selfish, self-serving, self-loving, self-worshipping, self-destroying selves.
Abortion means failure, but abortion is successful; abortion means destructive or destroy or destroyed, but abortion is productive (right?).
Little girls love to play at being mommies, but after a few years of public schooling they play along at making and getting rid of their babies.
In condoms we trust (they fail routinely, but we trust them, so there!).
In playing god we trust.
In GOD being asleep, senile, impotent/powerless, helpless, useless, irrelevant, apathetic, retired or permanently away on vacation, deaf, mute, blind, heartless, dead...we trust.
All sexual sin is 'good sex' (additionally, and importantly, sexual sin is the only 'good sex'; and normal sex is the most abnormal, deviant, inappropriate sex).
Marriage (that is legitimate, genuine, actual-factual, marriage, i.e. monogamous heterosexual union, one man and one woman for life), is 'legalized rape,' and must be discouraged, strongly discouraged, prosecuted, eliminated (ask NOW how).
Divorce is good; good for children, good for women, good for men....
We must have laws, and severe ones at that, against 'marital rape.'
We must create laws, and severe ones, against 'legalized rape,' i.e. marriage (ask the National Gay & Lesbian Task Force, Act Up!, and Refuse & Resist how; haven't you ever heard the mainstay battle cry of the Sodomite & Feminist Political Movements, i.e. "Marriage is Legalized Rape").
Fornication, adultery, incest, adult-child sex (sex against children), sodomy/homosexual perversion, bestiality, abortion...are natural, normal, healthy, adult, responsible, mature, productive, respectable, legitimate, loving, sexual and reproductive behaviors (ask the APAs, i.e. the American Psychological Association, and the American Psychiatric Association).
Prostitution deserves to be legalized, according to no less a light than Minnesota's Governor Jesse "the Body" Ventura, after all, legalization would improve the standing of pimps and madams and prostitutes in society, right, then too it would improve the status of those who chose to make themselves "customers & clients" of prostitutes' "services," then too it would give Government something else to regulate and tax (what a bonanza, perhaps it could be used to 'reduce sexual abuse'?), and according to the ever so bright Governor, would result in prostitutes' "services" becoming affordable for all, not just for boys with as much loot as the 'Gov.' Yes perhaps Jesse Ventura is the man best suited to follow Bill Clinton as President of this "good and great nation." Perhaps Jesse is what this nation needs, though I would recommend he tag-team with Jesse Jackson, the 'Rev.' for the dream-team to end all dream-teams; but I suppose professional political consultants might prefer to see the Wrestler team up with none other than California Senator Barbara Boxer (and they may have something there). Then again my dark horse choice for Governor Jesse Ventura's presidential teammate is convicted rapist 'Iron' Mike Tyson (he could always say that he didn't rape the beauty queen, but that she ran off before he could pay her for that remarkable fantasy session he had with her, after all folks, let's be reasonable, would Whitney Houston have visited Mikey all by herself in a prison cell if he was a rapist? absolutely not, right?) Consider this, Jesse & Mike could take out a wonderful old classic presidential vote-getter, dust it off, make a minor modification, and use it to wonderful effect to pull in the votes of older Republicans who love memorabilia, yep you guessed it "I like Mike."
Rape (unless it is odious 'marital rape') should be properly viewed as 'pre-consensual sex,' just ask Mike Tyson, and multitudes of 'sexpert' followers of dear old departed Dr. Alfred Kinsey who commissioned many a rapist of children to do 'scientific experiments' on little children, not to mention his enthusiastic participation in the same, ah yes the good Doctor had a real soft spot for little and not so little children (and oh yes, believe it or not Dr. Kinsey's wife brought refreshments, for instance milk and cookies up to the laboratory for the experimenters, so they could restore their energies for further experimentation - Dear Mrs. Kinsey).
Pornography, all pornography, provides a healthy release valve by which to allow sexual fantasies to be experienced without any harmful results; therefore, all so-called pornography should be allowed, and encouraged, as a societal 'good', and as an 'inalienable right', and provided to incarcerated rapists...right (even if it does require the participation of minors and children to produce it, and even if it does commission prostitution to produce it, and even if it does inflict pain, suffering, and transmission of disease to produce it)?
Sodomy (homosexual perversion) is 'loving,' therefore it is of GOD, from GOD, pleasing to GOD, sanctioned by GOD... and deserves and demands to be encouraged for children to experiment with.
Tolerance of evil, is the highest good.
Christianity that does not tolerate evil, isn't Christian, it's, it's, it's downright sinful, and evil, and especially unforgivable!
Christians remember, above all else, we must insist on moderation in all things, a little good, a little evil, a little holiness (perhaps, but the more flawed the holiness, the more truly holy the holiness), a little sinfulness, a little virginity, a little sexual 'activity,' a little chastity, a little promiscuity, a little abstinence, a little fornication, a little married copulation, a little adultery, a little fertility, a little sterility, a little child-birth, a little abortion, a little love, a little lust, a little marriage, a little divorce, a little heterosexual/normal sexual relations, a little homosexual/perverse sexual 'relations,'...a little pornography, a little kiddie-porn, a little seduction, a little 'date-rape', a little rape, a little kidnapping, a little sexual torture, a little prostitution, a little slavery, a little mutilation, a little maiming, a little murder, a little mayhem, a little license, Ah Liberty, Sweet Land of Liberty...thank 'goodness, and badness' 'god' is so tolerant and understanding.

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Don't Blame Me, I Voted For ... (you know, that other rotten, ruinous political predator)
Another Gentleman for Choice {ah yes, very gentlemanly, very gentle, very chivalrous, and very honorable, "Gentlemen" like Congressman Gary Condit, former President Bill Clinton, Senator Ted Kennedy, Geraldo, Bill Maher, Mike Wallace, Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt...do you get the picture?}
Save The Bay {No don't save the babe or save the babes, but save the bay?}
Rescue the Wilderness {yes RESCUE the wild, not the tame, rescue the animals, murder the babies}
The Land Doesn't Belong To Us, We Belong To The Land {I guess the land is GOD, and created us! In case you mistake this sentiment for the line in Rodgers' & Hammerstein's musical "Oklahoma" - "...and the land we belong to is grand...." you are missing it.}
The following two bumper stickers were seen adorning the same bumper:

Against Abortion Don't Have One ........&....... Stop Marketing Tobacco To Kids

Wait a minute, if the people with these bumper stickers adorning their vehicle are going to be even quasi-consistent shouldn't the second bumper sticker read something like Against Tobacco Don't Smoke {But you see, reason and right has nothing to do with their choices: Murdering babies is OK, & in fact Right and Good...but Marketing cigarettes to youths is Evil!}
Visualize Unborn Babies {yes do, won't you please?}
Visualize Preborn Babies {yes, do, won't you please?}
Visualize runaway girls and runaway young women "choosing" to become Prostitutes.
Visualize God approving of modern America. {Visualize how God really feels about the U.S.A. today.}
... to be continued

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Eradicate Breast Cancer {but please help us prevent girls, young women, women of child-bearing age, and everyone else from learning that the simplest, most effective way to prevent breast cancer is to abstain from induced abortion}