CBM's Bard's Sketches: Sound Bytes and Un-sound Bytes!

of the USA of today (mini-commentaries in sound-byte format, from CBM's bard-in-residence, i.e., the Editor, as culled from his cluttered and overflowing desk).

America, America, God shed his grace on me, and crown the hoods with brotherhood from sea to shining sea....

• The truth can finally be told, any boy can 'grow up' to be President, if he can first learn the fine arts of (1) dropping his pants, shamelessly exposing himself, and coercively propositioning girls, young women, and women, that he has a momentary urge to sexually use, abuse, and corrupt, (2) lying 'sincerely' and enthusiastically at every opportunity, (3) exuding deep sentimental sympathy and empathy for any group that's handy, but especially for the females, whom he has learned to ply sexually in the aforementioned # 1, (4) surrounding himself with cronies who are of similar talents, abilities, and dearth of scruples and morals, who are in ideological agreement with him and will therefore serve his every petulant demand and politically strategic whim.
  

• Boys will be boys, they used to say, but now we have to find a means to motivate them not to be like a former President of the USA, even while we teach them that there is nothing wrong with his behaving the way he does, always has, and always will; while we teach them to observe the edicts which issued from the former President when he used his bully pulpit to 'piously' call for 'deadbeat dads' to provide for the children they had fathered, for 'welfare mothers' to behave responsibly and even to receive 'chastity training!,' and to call upon young people, and children, to behave responsibly!  Meanwhile that former President goes on behaving as he does (and continues, with his cronies, to go on doing everything he can to indoctrinate, subvert, corrupt, pervert, and destroy 'America's Future,' 'the Hope of America,' the children and young people of this nation and world).  Of course his former First Lady had and has nothing to do with any of this wickedness.

• Another black man for prostitution, slavery...another black woman for induced abortion, infanticide.

• Pro-child, pro-woman, pro-choice (pro-lie, pro-lie, pro-lie).

• Pro-woman, pro-pornography.

• Pro-woman, pro-prostitution.

• Pro-woman, pro-rape.

• Pro-child, pro-kiddie porn.

• Pro-baby, pro-baby-killing, pro-baby-murder.

• "Moderate" Republicans are right; the Republican Party is a very big party, a very big political party that is!  Big enough to include the so-called "Log Cabin Republicans," and all manner of abominations (regardless what the 'small minded,' 'backwards,' 'bigoted' folks who founded the Republican party thought to the contrary).

• Have you heard, Colin Powell wants to "Save America" by "Saving" "America's Promise" (aka the children of America), while he continues to 'compassionately' champion murdering 'unwanted' children before they are born.  In other words, he is out to 'save' those children who survive his solution for their less fortunate brothers and sisters (this is what makes Colin such outstanding presidential timber).

• According to Colin Powell, he does not have the "fire in the belly" to run for President; however, Powell does have sufficient "fire in the belly" to champion induced abortion, the premeditated slaughter of preborn babies in their mothers wombs/bellies.

• We believe in a big tent, a very big tent, where all are welcome, all, whether good (as long as they're not too good) or evil, enslavers, prostituters, abortionists, sodomites...but keep those abolitionists out!  Keep those intolerant, holier-than-thou, anti-slavery bigots out!  Keep those religious fanatic, morality imposing, anti-slave-owners out, for good!

• Envision 'world peace,' which includes 100 million babies (overwhelmingly predominantly girl babies) being murdered by induced abortion each year!  Envision 'world peace,' which includes vast multitudes of newborn baby girls being abandoned to die, in countries such as communist China (so their parents can comply with the enforced one child per family law, after all if you can only have one child/keep one child...), and in enlightened India (where girls are not valued the same as boys, e.g., families have to provide huge dowries in order to marry their daughters).  Envision 'world peace,' e.g., in communist China, where fortunately the beneficent, benevolent communist state system does its part and sees to it that the children it causes to be abandoned typically die 'mercifully' from starvation.  The world can learn much from such fine examples; perhaps that is why the USofA conferred Most Favored Nation status on the bloody red communist/capitalist regime of China.  Envision 'world peace,' e.g., in India and nations where people from India have immigrated to, where many brides are murdered by their grooms and the grooms' families, after the dowries have been collected.

• Finally, a solution to the child abuse problem, induced abortion!

• Finally, a solution to the odious problem of 'failed induced abortion,' infanticide!

• Finally, a solution to the wife abuse problem, really, after all, the majority of aborted babies are female!  Just think of all the problems we are preventing, reducing, curbing.  Ah progress, sweet progress, and at such a modest cost too.

• We owe a great debt to Dr. Jack Kevorkian; he has solved the terrible epidemic problem of teen suicide, he has proven that it is really not a problem after all, but in fact is evidence of a healthy, free, self-actualizing society.  (I wonder if his middle initial is F., you know like JFK, no, not Jack F. Kemp, but John F. Kennedy, and RFK, Robert F. Kennedy.  Yes, 'Dr. Jack's' solution is directly akin to that of the lobotomization and life-long institutionalization of John & Bobby's mentally retarded sister Rosemary/Rosemarie, which their dear papa 'old man Kennedy,' patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy ordered to be committed against his daughter; I wonder where the poor girl's famously sainted mother Rose was when her daughter needed her so desperately, and what about the rest of the close-knit, supportive, loving Kennedy Clan (no, I don't mean Joe's omnipresent live-in consorts, whom the aforementioned sainted Rose permitted).  Just think, if our society had been just a trifle more advanced then, as it is now, poor dear Rosemary/Rosemarie could have been mercifully done away with, or to put it more diplomatically, she could have been granted the 'dignity' of being relieved from a life of "needless suffering" (not to mention, of posing a troublesome embarrassment to such an outstanding and idyllic Roman Catholic family).  We want Jack!  We want Jack!  'Dr. Jack' that is!  Just think of all of our other problems he can solve, and gladly will, if we will just give him the opportunity, the means, and the authority!  Yes, he is the kind of leader we need, the kind of leader we demand, we have a right to, and we so richly deserve.

• Every aborted baby, a happy baby (but remember it's never right for a parent or a teacher to hit a child, no, no, no, unless you do so medically, therapeutically...as in abortion, then it's perfectly legal and acceptable procedure to slice, dice, stab, chop, gore [excuse me, perhaps I should not say gore, as some persons might draw an inference therefrom, regarding Al and Tipper's 'courageous' support for the poor picked on abortion racketeers], so instead of gore, let's say thrust through, decapitate, amputate, maim, mutilate, blind, disembowel, dissect, tear limb from limb, bleed to death...oh well, it's all in a good cause you know?).

• Every abortive mother, a happy and 'free' woman or girl (even if permanently more likely to contract breast cancer, and at an earlier age, and of a more virulent, recurrent strain; oh well, it's worth it right?).

• Induced abortion is a girl's best friend (well, at least it's a boys best friend).

• Abort it and make it better (but wouldn't aborting 'it', kill 'it'?).

• Abort it and make it better, forget that, stupid old sentimental kiss it and make it better slop (unless you happen to be an intern or state employee).  Kissing you, might 'make you better', but 'it' doesn't have any right to be 'made better' (but then again, that depends on what the meaning of 'it' is, i.e., if 'it' is a preborn baby it doesn't have any right to be made better, but if 'it' is a -----, and you are an intern, preferably a young, female, buxom, robust, self-willed/willful/headstrong, foolish, lusty, Jewish intern to a President, Senator, Congressman...well then kissing...it sounds like an altogether proper and fitting procedure to perform, early and often).

• Induced abortion, condoms, and playgirls are a playboy's best friends.

• "Get any man you want.  Cosmos' Highly Pull-Offable Tips & Techniques to turn you into a Power Seducer."

• Sex without love, commitment, and marriage, is the best sex; because then you can just concentrate on your body, yourself, your orgasms, and not be prevented from achieving maximum sexual pleasure by all of those other 'distractions,' e.g., loving, and caring for your spouse as much as for yourself....

• Induced abortion, the choice of Playboy's Hugh Hefner, Penthouse's Bob Guccioni, Hustler's Larry Flynt, Cosmo's former 'grand dame' Helen Gurley Brown..., former Senator Bob Packwood, Senator Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, H. Ross Perot, former Congressman Gary Condit, and playboys and playgirls round the world (not to mention Adolph Hitler, Chairman Mao, and 'great leaders' everywhere).

• Presidential pardons (and the promise of them) sure come in handy.

• To perform our constitutional duty to impeach public officials guilty of impeachable offenses is disloyal, ignoble, and un-American; it is beneath us as Americans, and it's just not the way we do things in America.

• Induced abortion is 'noble'....

• If worse comes to worse, as it undoubtedly will not, we can always 'retreat' to requiring induced abortion be allowed in all cases of rape, incest, and for the 'health of the mother' (fortunately, that will permit all abortions to go on being performed, at all times, for all reasons, as usual, per Doe v Bolton, 1973).

• It's never right to hit a child (unless the one hitting the child is another child, or a child abuser [sic rapist], or unless the child is masochistic and has in some way expressed its desire to exercise its right to derive masochistic sexual 'pleasure & gratification' from being hit, beat, afflicted, abused, raped, prostituted, tortured, pierced, tattooed, burned, maimed, and mutilated...).

• It's never right to hit a child (even if it is to correct a child for engaging in indecent behaviour taught at school, even if it is to keep the child from beating younger brothers and sisters, even if it is done to responsibly and lovingly prevent the child suffering great harm in the future), but it is right for the state to take children away from their parents, and entrust them to strangers, sodomites/homosexuals, sexually corrupt 'swingers,' others who are paid to keep them (and thus all too often, have a selfish reason for wanting them), who are much more likely to irreversibly harm the children via molestation, abuse, seduction, pornography, rape, prostitution [not to mention infecting them with STDs including AIDS], all manner of violence, than are their natural parents; but the benevolent, beneficent, all-wise, all-knowing state knows best, and answers to no man!

• It's never right to hit a child, to correct a child, to punish a child for the child's good, and future safety; but, it is right to choose not to hit nor punish those adults who have chosen, in the pursuit of their happiness to act out their fantasies, by kidnapping children, hitting them, beating them, whipping them, chaining them, threatening them, raping them, prostituting them, forcing them to make 'adult entertainment' materials, torturing them, mutilating them, maiming them, castrating them, blinding them, disfiguring them, defacing them, terrorizing them...murdering them, cannibalizing them; and thus to encourage those adults to continue destroying multitudinous other children.  Right is right, right?  That's what government and justice are all about right?

• It's never right to hit a child; but to slice and dice or dissect a child in it's mother's womb, yes; to tear it limb from limb in it's mother's womb, yes; to crush it's skull in it's mother's womb before extracting it from it's mother's womb, yes; to burn it with saline solution and force it to breath and swallow saline solution instead of amniotic fluid, so it will die in it's mother's womb, yes; to strangle/suffocate it in it's mother's womb, before removing it from it's mother's womb, yes; after partially delivering the child (carefully feet first), to stab it in the back of it's head and suction out it's brains, in order to crush it's skull and finish removing it from it's mother's birth canal (and all of this savagery committed ostensibly to compassionately prevent the baby from naturally dying shortly after birth due to alleged congenital defects!), yes.  Yes, yes, yes to all of these 'medicinal,' 'therapeutic,' 'safe,' legal, 'constitutionally guaranteed' induced abortion practices, millions and millions and millions of times yes, yes, yes, and don't you dare say no, you anti-abortion monsters you!  And don't you dare try to do anything to prevent it, such as praying in front of abortion mills, sidewalk counseling....

• In induced abortion we trust.

• I abort, therefore I am.

• My baby is aborted, therefore my baby was not a baby and is not a baby, and I am not a mother; I am a woman of 'choice.'

• Our bodies, Our selves; Our bodies, Our induced abortions of the defenseless little bodies and innocent lives inside of Our big strong self-actualizing bodies, Our selves.

• Our bodies, Our selves; Our bodies, Our Right to destroy any bodies that dare to begin growing inside of Our bodies, Our selves.

• Our bodies, Our selves; Our bodies, Our selfish, self-serving, self-loving, self-worshipping, self-destroying selves.

• Abortion means failure, but induced abortion is successful; abortion means destructive or destroy or destroyed, but induced abortion is productive (right?).

• Little girls love to play at being mommies, but after a few years of public schooling they play along at making and getting rid of their babies.

• In condoms we trust (they fail routinely, but we trust them, so there!).

• In playing god we trust.

• In GOD being asleep, senile, impotent/powerless, helpless, useless, irrelevant, apathetic, retired or permanently away on vacation, deaf, mute, blind, heartless, dead...we trust.

• All sexual sin is 'good sex' (additionally, and importantly, sexual sin is the only 'good sex'; and normal sex is the most abnormal, deviant, inappropriate sex).

• Marriage (that is legitimate, genuine, actual-factual, marriage, i.e., monogamous heterosexual union, one man and one woman for life), is 'legalized rape,' and must be discouraged, strongly discouraged, prosecuted, eliminated (just ask NOW how).

• Divorce is good; good for children, good for women, good for men....

• We must have laws, and severe ones at that, against 'marital rape.'

• We must create laws, and severe ones, against 'legalized rape,' i.e., marriage (just ask the National Gay & Lesbian Task Force, Act Up!, and Refuse & Resist how; haven't you ever heard the mainstay battle cry of the Sodomite & Feminist Political Movements, i.e., "Marriage is Legalized Rape").

• Fornication, adultery, incest, adult-child sex (sex against children), sodomy/homosexual perversion, bestiality, induced abortion...are natural, normal, healthy, adult, responsible, mature, productive, respectable, legitimate, loving, sexual and reproductive behaviors (just ask the APAs, i.e., the American Psychological Association, and the American Psychiatric Association).

• Prostitution deserves to be legalized, according to no less a light than Minnesota's Governor Jesse "the Body" Ventura, after all, legalization would (1) improve the standing of pimps and madams and prostitutes in society; (2) it would improve the status of those who choose to make themselves "customers & clients" of prostitutes' "services"; (3) it would give Government something else to regulate and tax (what a bonanza, perhaps the tax proceeds could be used to 'reduce sexual abuse'?); and (4) according to the ever so bright Governor, would result in prostitutes' "services" becoming affordable for all, not just for boys with as much loot as the 'Gov.'  Yes perhaps Jesse Ventura is the man best suited to follow Bill Clinton as President of this "good and great nation."  Perhaps Jesse is what this nation needs, though I would recommend he tag-team with Jesse Jackson, the 'Rev.' for the dream-team to end all dream-teams.  Then again my dark horse choice for Governor Jesse Ventura's presidential teammate is convicted rapist 'Iron' Mike Tyson (he could explain that he didn't really rape the beauty queen, but that she ran off before he could pay her for that remarkable fantasy session he had with her; after all folks, let's be reasonable, would Whitney Houston have visited Mikey all by herself in a prison cell if he was a rapist? absolutely not, right?)  Consider this, Jesse & Mike could take out a wonderful old classic presidential vote-getter, dust it off, make a minor modification, and use it to wonderful effect to pull in the votes of older Republicans who love memorabilia, yep you guessed it "I like Mike."

• Rape (unless it is odious 'marital rape') should be properly viewed as 'pre-consensual sex,' just ask Mike Tyson, and multitudes of 'sexpert' followers of dear old departed Dr. Alfred Kinsey who commissioned many a rapist of children to do 'scientific experiments' on little children, not to mention his enthusiastic participation in the same, ah yes the good Doctor had a real soft spot for little and not so little children (and oh yes, believe it or not Dr. Kinsey's wife brought refreshments, for instance milk and cookies up to the laboratory for the experimenters, so they could restore their energies for further experimentation - Dear Mrs. Kinsey; perhaps we could revise that trite, worn-out cliché "motherhood, apple pie, and baseball," to something more up to date).

• Pornography, all pornography, provides a healthy release valve by which to allow sexual fantasies to be played out and experienced without any harmful results; therefore, all so-called pornography should be allowed, and encouraged, as a societal 'good,' and as an 'inalienable right,' and provided to incarcerated rapists...right (even if it does require the 'participation' of minors and children to produce it, and even if it does commission prostitution to produce it, and even if it does inflict pain, suffering, transmission of disease, and destruction of innocent life to produce it)?

• Sodomy (homosexual perversion) is 'loving,' therefore it is of GOD, from GOD, pleasing to GOD, sanctioned by GOD... and deserves and demands to be encouraged for children to experiment with.

• Tolerance of evil, is the highest good.

• Christianity that does not tolerate evil, isn't Christian, it's, it's, it's downright sinful, and evil, and especially unforgivable!

• Christians remember, above all else, we must insist on moderation in all things: a little good, a little evil; a little holiness (perhaps, but the more flawed the holiness, the more truly holy the holiness), a little sinfulness; a little virginity, a little sexual 'activity'; a little chastity, a little promiscuity; a little abstinence, a little fornication; a little married copulation, a little adultery; a little fertility, a little sterility; a little child-birth, a little induced abortion; a little love, a little hate; a little marriage, a little divorce; a little heterosexual/normal sexual relations, a little homosexual/perverse sexual 'relations';...so by all means lets embrace a little pornography, a little kiddie-porn, a little seduction, a little 'date-rape,' a little rape, a little kidnapping, a little sexual torture, a little prostitution, a little slavery, a little mutilation, a little maiming, a little murder, a little mayhem, a little license, Ah Liberty, Sweet Land of Liberty...thank 'goodness, and badness' that 'god' is now so tolerant and understanding.

.  Bumpers Seen/Bumper Scene -

• God Is Too Big For One Religion  {Ah yes, God is too inconsistent, variable, confused, and also determined to please all sinful people at all cost to limit Himself to one religion, even one created by Him; so we need to disregard His Word, the Holy Bible, we need to disregard His only begotten Son Jesus Christ, and instead believe the unrighteous, unjust, immoral, dishonest, dishonorable fools who insist we heed their words instead of God's!}

• Born OK The First Time [adorning a vehicle w/a bumper sticker Obama 08] {People who proudly rebel against God the Father and God the Son will receive their just reward in eternity.  [John 3:3 & 5-6]  I never cease to be amazed by those people who angrily rebel against God's righteous, just, holy authority, and gratefully yield to the authority of anti-God "authorities."}

•  You have no doubt seen the bumper stickers which proclaim something to the effect that "When the rapture takes place, this vehicle will be left driverless"...I saw a clever but foolish, mocking, take off on that silly rapture theme; it said something to the effect that "When the rapture takes place, those remaining behind will get everything left behind by those raptured away" (the bumper sticker looked just like the others, except upon close inspection).  The rapture theme is silly because it misrepresents what is actually coming; and the misrepresentation is rampant in the church in the US of A!

• Don't Blame Me, I Voted For                           (Fill in the blank with any rotten, ruinous political predator.)

• Another Gentleman For Choice  {"Gentleman" as in "Gentlemen's Club."  Very gentlemanly, very gentle, very chivalrous, and very honorable, "Gentlemen" like former Congressman Gary Condit, former President Bill Clinton, Senator Ted Kennedy, Bill Maher, Mike Wallace, Hugh Hefner, Bob Guccioni, Larry Flynt, Howard Stern...do you get the picture?}

• Save The Bay  {No, don't save the babe or save the babes, but save the bay!}

• Rescue the Wilderness  {Yes RESCUE the wild lands...and rescue the wild animals...including predators such as Bears, Lions, Tigers, Jaguars, Panthers, Leopards, Pumas, Mountain Lions, Cougars, Wolves, Coyotes, Lynx, Bobcats, Jackals, Hyenas...and murder the babies!}

• The Land Doesn't Belong To Us, We Belong To The Land  {I guess the land is GOD, and created us!  In case you mistake this sentiment for the line in Rodgers' & Hammerstein's musical "Oklahoma" - "...and the land we belong to is grand....," you are missing it big time.}

• The following two bumper stickers were seen adorning one and the same bumper:
  Against Abortion, Don't Have One  &  Stop Marketing Tobacco To Kids
  
  Wait a minute, if the people with these bumper stickers adorning their vehicle are going to be even quasi-consistent shouldn't the second bumper sticker read something like Against Tobacco, Don't Smoke or shouldn't the first bumper sticker read something like Stop Marketing Abortion To Kids ?  {But you see, reason and right has nothing to do with their choices: Murdering babies is OK, & is in fact Right and Good; whereas opposing the murder of babies is Wrong and Bad, along with social evils like marketing cigarettes to youths!}

• Eradicate Breast Cancer  {But please help us prevent girls, young women, women of child-bearing age, and everyone else from learning that the simplest, most effective way to prevent breast cancer, and especially early onset, virulent, recurrent breast cancer, is to abstain from induced abortion.}

.  Now, a few recommendations of mine:

• Visualize Unborn Babies

• Visualize Preborn Babies

• Visualize Aborted Babies

• Visualize runaway girls & runaway young women "choosing" to be Prostitutes

• Visualize illegal immigrant girls & illegal immigrant young women "choosing" to be Prostitutes

• Visualize God approving of modern contemporary America  [Versus visualizing how God really feels about the USA of Today!]

• ... to be continued

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1886 Dedication -

"Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand

A mighty woman with a torch, 

whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning,

and her name Mother of Exiles,

From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome;

her mild eyes command The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

'Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!' cries she With silent lips.

'Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me:

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!'"

Emma Lazarus - The New Colossus

{Now that bespeaks an immigration policy unlike any ever seen on the earth.}



More importantly, from another Emma, i.e., Emma Willard, 1843:

"The government of the United States is acknowledged by the wise and good of other nations, to be the most free, impartial, and righteous government of the world; but all agree, that for such a government to be sustained many years, the principles of truth and righteousness, taught in the Holy Scriptures [The Holy Bible], must be practised.  The rulers must govern in the fear of God, and the people obey the laws."

[excerpted from Emma Willard's History of the United States]

AMEN.

Emma Willard should have stated that the laws must be godly, must be from God's Holy Word, must be just....  For ungodly, unrighteous laws to be obeyed, is not a good thing!

For an immigration policy like the one championed in Emma Lazarus's The New Colossus  to succeed in being other than a nation-destroying disaster, the nation must be governed in the fear of the LORD; for the laws to be just, they must be His.  Ancient Israel was instructed by God to welcome strangers, insofar as those strangers were willing to obey the laws of the land, which were God's laws.  There was one law for all people, and all people who would rebel against the law would be punished without regard for who they were or where they were from.  There was no diplomatic immunity.  There was no congressional immunity.  None were to be above the law.  There was no deportation of criminals.  There was swift execution for all murderers!  Those who accidentally killed others had to flee to specified cities of refuge, and remain there lest they be executed.  Israel of old failed to live up to anything that was required of it by God; so too the United States of America has utterly failed to live up to what God requires of it.  This nation is awash with grievous corruption, perversity, and vileness, rampant wickedness, terrible injustice, and monstrous violence.  Absent a sweeping nationwide evangelical revival and subsequent godly societal reformation, the former "New Colossus" is not long for this earth; not long at all.

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America, America, GOD shed His grace on thee, and crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea.



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